Good day. It is I, your Dragon Lord Rayquaza.

If you have any wishes for me, fetch me Mega Stones and I'll think about it

(don't ask me to mega evolve so you can use my Delta Stream to fly a kite)

"Ah, yes. Hello, terrified children. I will help you. Pay no mind to the blood on my tail from the Lorekeeper I stabbed twenty minutes ago. Are you hungry for lunch?"