Whoa whoa WHOA DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Sorry, oh, my son, Cabbage, he's so annoying;
HE NEARLY CUT MY HEAD OFF WITH THAT DRILL-A-HOLE-IN-YOUR-TOOTH-ER.
*screams*
CABBAGE!!!!! DON'T TOUCH THE CASTS!
Oh no -

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Come to my shop if you're hurt, my fellow dragons -
(Would someone mind making an account called @Cabbage_The_Mudwing for me? I need someone who can act as my son, Cabbage...)