Hello! Welcome to Conland my friend. Here we have the most delicious mangos you will ever try. Don't try Americas hamburgers, though! America is a bad place to visit. Conland... it's the place to be.

Making Star Republic look up to me as her older sister.

Oh yeah, by the way it says United States because I had no other choice but to choose it. Dang it scratch, I want to say I am from Conland!