I, king of Bezz-Urk, Attalibexerxes, grandest king, most majestic of princes, the Supreme Emperor, He whose rage is the rage of Marduk, do not stand for insubordination. Bow, or I shall smite you?

Invading the known world and punishing puny subjects.
CCRPer from the days of II and Chief of Relations in CCRP.
Thought of the time: The Face Extension is useless.