"h-hi! Im a dryad, and I'm-um-the spirit of
a Mycena interrupta, more commonly known as the
pixie's parasol!
So-um-I guess that's why I'm..fun-sized.
C-crush? I've never really thought about that

I-i'm gay..b-but-um...yeah..."
He shrugged looking aroud
"n-nice to meet you?"
he shrugged again, beginning to hum softly to himself.