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So, lately I've been receiving a lot of hateful and homophobic comments. Like, really.
So every time someone says something homophobic and offensive, I'll put a dollar into my "TAKE THAT, H8RS" jar. If I don't have the money for it currently, I'll do yard work or put some money aside for the future. And with that money I'll buy myself a really realistic Jango Fett costume and donate 5% to the It Gets Better Project, an LGBTQ+ youth support service that shares stories and vital messages to, from, and by people like me. My mother—a Christian woman who fully supports equality—will match all funds to the project, too.
SO YOU'RE ONLY BENEFITING ME AND PEOPLE LIKE ME, HATERS! TAKE THAT! BUT IT HAS TO BE GENUINE, SO NO ONE BULLY ME SO THAT I GET TO DRESS UP LIKE A STAR WARS CHARACTER.
But yeah I really want a Jango Fett costume. I wanted a Boba Fett costume originally, but Gail "reserved" him so I guess I'll sETTLE. But hey, he's cool too. I also will buy buffalo chicken sandwiches with your kind donations and have status updates regularly.