(I DONT KNOW WHY)
THIS IS WHAT I GOT:
What Eddsworld character would date you?
You got Jon!
Jon is a cute, shy teen who has his face stuck in his hands when around Eduardo. If anyone would try to hurt you. The least painful way would to tell him/her to scoot off!
Jon: Such a sweet young girl deserves a kind young man like me to take care of her.