"Good morning, Darea Jacobson Wilson. Welcome to heck."
I've just... *ahem* kicked my own bucket.
And I've suddenly woken up in the underworld. With two demons watching my every move behind my back.
Should've known that offing yourself isn't how you get into sky daddy's holy country club.
And heck is now apparently a
gloomier, hotter Las Vegas.
I hate Las Vegas.
And I hate these two idiots.
Darae- "So, this is heck, huh? Thought it would be a bit more... eternal punishment-y." @dark-star66
Mephistopheles- "No kid, I'm not the devil. I ain't lucky enough to hold that title, mate. But I do work under him (rather begrudgingly, might I add). Name's Mephistopheles."
Tartarus- "Remind me why we chose this kid again?" @-Dreamlander-
-Language must be PG. No swears.
-No inviting people.
-Darae is physically unable to have fun. Use lots of sarcasm. Also, she's a jerk.
-Mephistopheles likes puppies. Like, it's the only time he's not edgy. When he's around doggos.
-Tartarus is hella annoying.