havent been on sçratch for a while sorry if I haven't replayed to all your messages I been on kabam.com so yea Unicorn 1: Hey Charlie, Hey Charlie, wake up!
Unicorn 2: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Charlie: Oh God you guys, this better be freaking important!
Unicorn 1: No Charlie, we found a map to candy mountain! Candy mountain Charlie.
Unicorn 2: Yeah Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us Charlie!
Unicorn 1: Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure! We're going on an a adventure, Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah.. Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Unicorn 1: No! Charlie, you have to come with us Charlie! To Candy Mountain!
Unicorn 2: Yeah Charlie! Candy Mountain! To land of sweets and joy! And joyest!
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Unicorn 1: Candy Mountain Charlie!
Unicorn 2: Yeah Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine! I'll go with you in Candy Mountain!
(Both unicorns sing a song)
Charlie: Both of you, stop singing already!
Unicorn 1: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh God, what is that?
Unicorn 1: It's a leoperdon, Charlie! It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright guys, you do know that there is no actual Candy Mountain right?
Unicorn 1: Charlie the non- believer!
Unicorn 1: It has spoken!
Unicorn 2: It has told us the waaaay!
Charlie: it didn't say anything!
Unicorn 1: It's just over this bridge Charlie!
Unicorn 2: This magical bridge! Of hope and wonder!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
Unicorn 1: Charlie, Charlie! Charlie!
Charlie: I'm right here! What do you want?!
Unicorn 1: We're on a bridge Charlie!
Unicorn 2: We're here!!
Charlie: Well what do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Unicorn 1: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You feel me with sweets! Surgery joyness!
Unicorn 2: Go inside the candy mountain Charlie!
Unicorn 1: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave! Magical wonders that will be told when you enter!
Charlie: Yeah, uh, no thanks i'm just gonna stay here.
Unicorn 2: You have to enter the cave of candy mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine! I will go into the freaking candy cave mountain..
Both: Bye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye, what?
Charlie: Ay, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that?
Charlie: Ow, what happened? Awh they took my freaking kidney!