Hello there. I am here to talk about toe fungus. It is very dangerous, and can spread from the other side of the world by a single text talking about it. BE CAREFUL!!! You will not get any friends with yellow, smelly and cracked toe-nails!
Tired of drinking water, water and only water (and anything else you drink not including the drink about to come up)? Well, don't fret! The CARBONATED CORN SYRUP company has arrived just around the corner of where you are (literally)! Buy it for £0.038 (or $0.5 or whatever your currency is) and start your day with a boost of carbonated - corn - syrup - scented - breath!
SPREAD THE WORD OF TERRIBLE TOE FUNGUS AND CARBONATED CORN SYRUP!!!!!!
P.S. INVITE EVERYONE YOU CAN!!!!