Whoever you are, and wherever you came from, welcome to your future at Site 27!
Now, you're probably wondering where exactly you are, and who exactly we are.
Unfortunately, that's not something we can tell you at this point.
The purpose of this short speech is to inform you and your fellow inductees what you should expect from your new life at the Foundation.
First of all, you will be given a unique personal identification number tattooed directly onto your chest. We wouldn't want you to lose it, would we?
This will become your new name.
You, and every one of your colleagues will be referred to henceforward as Class-D.
The 'D' stands for delightful!
Now that you are equipped with your new identity, what's next?
Well, this is where the fun begins.
Let's talk fashion!
Say goodbye to your boring old clothes. Here you'll be fitted with our super comfortable, standard-issue electric orange overalls to keep you warm and cozy while performing your assigned responsibilities, all the while keeping you looking fresh and professional.
Speaking of responsibilities, let's talk about yours!
Your purpose here is to accommodate to your supervisor's demands, (those are the friendly guys with the weapons.) such as; cleaning up nasty messes, interacting with interesting characters (don't go off script! Hahahaha!), making sure you're in tip-top shape, (the infirmary is always open!) and fulfilling interdepartmental deliveries, and much much more! You couldn't ask for a more exciting living environment!
Just remember these four simple points, and living here will be a walk in the park!
Number 1. A locked door is a happy door.
Number 2. Questions are bad.
Number 3. Supervisor satisfaction is key!
and finally, Number 4. No pain, no gain.
But it doesn't end here!
If you successfully complete 1 month of rigorous Class-D work...
...wait for it...
You get to go home, no strings attached! You're free!
I'd say 'Feel free to come back and visit anytime', we can't tell you where we are!
So, what are you waiting for? Get out there and make us proud like you life depends on it!
Thank you for reading, goodbye, and most importantly, good luck!
Say HONEY TOAST in comments if you read all of it!
NO ROLEPLAYING UNTIL YOU ARE REGISTERED IN YOUR ROLE. ANY BEINGS THAT ROLEPLAY WITHOUT BEING REGISTERED WILL BE TERMINATED.
Bio:Name or Number|Role?|Looks|If SCP, anomalous properties?|Why are you at the foundation?|Personality|Extras|Age|Looks
Keter:Danger to life.
Thaumiel:Helpful to the foundation
Neutralized:Dead/disabled/destroyed/lost anomalous effect
Locked Box Test:
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
MTF(mobile task force):
NTF(nine tails fox):