1) you are reading this. 2) you are a human. 3) you cant say P without shutting your lips. 5) you just tried it. 6) you are smiling. 7) you didn't notice I skipped the 4th one. 8) you are checking to see if there is a four. 9) you didn't realize I skipped two. 10) you got tricked because there is a two. 11) you are going to copy and paste this to see who else falls for it.