welcome to the university of uhhhj
at the university of uhhhj, we have a 0.1% acceptance rate! voted top university in the categories of yeeting, flossing, and dabbing! our students are the littest!
how to apply:
first, comment down in the comments and ask for an interview. the admissions master @sunshine_the_rainbow will deem whether you are ready to be lit. she will then ask you a few questions like why do u want to be here or have u ever done sock pup petting and marshy will ask, how stinky r ur farts. taryn will ask questions like what r u doing in mt swamp, if ur answers seem amazing u wiil need to take a test on the history of memes (abbrev. HOM) and evolution of memes (abbrev. EOM). if u pass that, then welcome!
we have several paths you could take, like being a coat hanger, pushing people out of swamps, or just flossing in public!
all graduates recieve an officially lit pass which will give them permission to yeet anywhere they want
our campus is bigger than ebay! with a fine chef who cooks garlitbread ( @marshmallowmuffins), you'll just be coming here for the food! oui
- degree in litness
- degree in flossing
- degree in dabbing
- degree in how to say oof
- laws of memeworld
- eating plants professionally
taryn: big uwu energy