alone in the pantry
here comes jaidon
jaidon the honey
expiry date: it’s 1302
olive oil checks the calendar
we’re well past that year, we need to THROW OUT JAIDON THE CRYSTALLISED HONEY INTO THE BIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait, THERE IS NO BIN!!!!!!!!!!!
olive oil is stuck in the pantry.
with expired crystallised honey.
could it get any worse?.....
“hewwo” says jaidon the crystallised honey
“hi” says ollie the olive oil and FROWNS
“i’m sorry but what are you doing here, you’re out of date” says ollie
“who, me?” says jaidon the crystallised honey
“who else? you’re like hundreds of years old” says ollie the unknowledgeable olive oil
jaidon the crystallised honey laughs.
“have you realised you’re in the bin full of old rotten foods??!?!” jaidon the crystallised honey says.
olive oil looked up
olive oil looked down
olive oil looked all around
mouldy apples, rotten fish, how did olive oil not realise?
AND THE TWO BECAME FRIENDS
chapter 2 comes out when this studio gets 0 followers
i wrote this at a bit later than 10pm no judge
plus i was sick when i wrote this if you need more excuses as to why it’s... y’know....
OKAY IT’S A WEIRD STORY BECAUSE I, OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, I WROTE IT AND YOOOOUUU KNOW MEEE,,,, Y’KNOW MEEEEEEEEE