Just make up random spray-on products and other products that need to exist
'Does your BLT not have enough bacon? Use Spray-on Bacon!'
'Spray-on life. Because we all need one.'
'Spray-on wrapping paper. Mummifying someone just got a whole lot more decorative'
'Spray-on memes, for whenever you're sad...er'
'Flaming Eye Pepper Spray'
'Ultra Bran(yeet) Spray'