THE DAWN OF A NEW SIDEBAR
welcome i wanted to make a studio where you talk about music (death grips) but i wanted it to also be like not that serious so come in and have some fun the water's great! YUH
i KNOW we have forums for this but can you chat in forums like we chat in here??? exactly..
wanna waste two minutes of your life? play Dinogaymer's "MSBME Bingo"! it's kinda neat, I think.
PLEASE READ DA RULEZ:
1) always assume everyone else has bad taste except for you
2) country music??? more like done-try music. ha because country music. its good when the beatles and cake do it tho. john, paul, george and ringo (and pete and stu and faul and billy preston) wish to clarify that elvis is okay too. marty robbins one of the GOATs.
3) it's common law that everyone who joins the studio agrees the beatles are the greatest band of all time. if you didn't like the beatles before you will love them now (repealed as of july 21, 2019)
4) all musicians are allowed. meet with people who like the same ones as you. if you hate them then you get a gold star
5) uh thats it
6) promote everyone to manager
7) also invite everyone and make sure to do rule 6
8) there is now an even number of rules, you're welcome.
10) let's pour another one out for findanegg. godspeed, sister.
11) ALIEN FOOD ALIEN FOOD
12) IT'S QUITE DELICIOUS, BOILED OR STEWED
13) listen to RAM
14) by decree of our almighty synthpop s/o, @petsounds, temporary secretary is now the best song ever written.
15) Nobody speaks of rule 15
16) rule 15 is weird y'all
17) noooooooooooooooo why would you say that about rule fif**en
18) You cannot silence Rule 15. I am Rule 15.
15) NO..... I AM RULE 15.
19) If anybody else mentions rule 15, THEY WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF RULE 19
20) Rule 20 would like to say that Rule 19 is an ugly git with no life.
19) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!!!
15)hey rule 19 how's life my dude it's been like what 10 years since the number war? god time flies
21) By royal decree of rule 21, The Beatholes are a cool band
22) the beatholes suck, even rongo moon says so
23) Pole Mcratknee liked the Beatholes tho
24) The word if brother Pole is always fact (except for when he's talking about Billy Shears)
25) by royal decree of @SteampunkGrandmas, the only real music is 1700s se shanties
27) I overturn rule 21 in the name of Deh Betaeales
29) UMPAH UMPAH STICK IT UP YOUR JUMPER
30) EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE
31) I overturn rule 27 in the name of BA DEE YA
32) There is no 32nd rule
33) Don't play me pop or rock music (says the reptilian)
34) There is a metal version of it, no exceptions
35) If there isn't a metal version of it, there will be
36) this rule does not exist
37) marquee moon panning bad
38) ok skaficionado
39) wow she reminds me of someone else... can't put a finger on it
40) *merzbow noises*
41) BUDDY WHYS MY BRAIN SO MUDDY
42) WHY DO I FEEL LIKE PUTTY WHEN SHE WALKS INTO THE ROOM
43) TOUCH MA TOOTER
46) AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
48) BEEF RAP COULD LEAD TO GETTING TEETH CAPPED
49) rule 50 has been locked
51) you cannot unlock the true rule 50) all rule 50's claiming to be the real one is not
52) all rule 50's claiming to be the real one is
53) the beatles suck, like they're not even interesting bugs
54) jahn beet wif
60) well i was memein', y'know
69) lennon only wrote "blackbird" so he could have an excuse to fondle a g string for 2 minutes
70) rules 61-68 have been lost to the void
73) guys can we please stop doing that thing where rules just randomly disappear it's getting really o...... wait a second
75) FUNNY RULE DELETE HAHAHAHA
76) Rammstein is best foreign band and nothing will ever make this false
77) cd laser lens cleaner
78) art is over
79) cd laser lens cleaner is eternal art
80) do i have to explain the joke? i have to explain the joke. art is over is a "release" by infamous japanese noise band/largest group of pre-internet trolls ever recorded the gerogerigegege. It's an octopus tentacle in a casette case. It also has a great cover with some writing on it that is nsfs so if you want to see it, look it up. The joke is that it is similar to cd laser lens cleaner in that it is a "musical release" that contains no actual music. that is all. please have a nice day.
81) oh okay cool thank you
82) funny, laugh
83) dino is gone now too, r.i.p. sis
84) This is where I makey
85) OLD GODZILLA WAS STOMPIN AROUND
87) who is joe
88) jour mother
90) uh frick its the 90th rule i dont have anything to say uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
91) i hope we get to 1539 rules so i can make a N. Calvert joke
92) r.i.p. to superspongebobbros, our fallen beatlemaniac. you will be missed.
94) this is getting too long
100) too late to turn back
101) we’re only making plans for nigel
102) sgt pepper sucked tbh
103) NO FEATURES NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS NO TRAP BEATS