Welcome to this bar/wine shop place.
We sell only alcohol.
Rules for buying wine:
Wine purchasing is prohibited to anyone under the age of...
There’s no age limit!
I’m fact, so long as you are under 1832 years old, you may drink away!
(1833 year olds are really old, boring and make terrible drinking buddies)
You may drink that wine if you buy some for me and my small acquaintance.
Wine donations are widely accepted.
((THAT THUMBNAIL IS SO ADORABLE, MY HEART IS MELTING.))