HAPPY EARLY/LATE BIRTHDAY, JAVERT!! I MADE YOU A PRESENT!!
The wonderful thumbnail was made by me, the righteous Claude Frollo! You can’t really tell but his hat says “It’s my 589th birthday!! Frollo is awesom btw!! And I’m a janitor!!” ((Sadly, JAVERT mr. Clean detergent bottles on not for sale at any Walmarts near you))
Bonjour, my children! Ok... Where do I start?
JAVERT IS A HAT-LOVING PISTACHIO-EATING JANITOR WITH A MUSTACHE!! I know, I know, we ALL want to know where he got the beautiful thing... He claims he just grew it but we know the real story is much deeper and much darker! >:^O
Sorry, Javert... BUT YU BUSTEDD!!
Why did I make this studio you may ask?
1. I wanted to use my beautiful thumbnail creation for something.
2. HE IS ACTUALLY A JANITOR. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT.
3. To celebrate Javert’s 589th early/late birthday! Happy birthday! I hope pistachios will haunt you one day, like they do to me!
INVITE EVERYONE!! AND ESPESIALLY MTPFUNTIMES!! YA KNOW WHY?! CUZ’ WE GONNA HAVE A FUN TIME!!
What flavor is the birthday cake?
NONE OTHER THAN FROLLO STRAWBERRY-FLAVORED
We shall play birthday games!
BIRTHDAY GAME LIST:
1. Pin the mustache on the Javert!
2.Throw the ball at the target and drown the Javert in a pool of STRAWBERRIES!!
3. Hit the piñata REALLY HARD!! ((The piñata is Javert))
4. Basket ball ((The ball is Javert))
5. Soccer ball ((The ball is also Javert))
6. Pass the present ((All of the presents are Javert mr. Clean detergent bottles... oOps... I spoiled it...))
7. Kick the Javert!! ((Just fo fun!))
8. PIE THROWING CONTEST!! ((The pie is strawberry flavored! The target is Javert))
9. Hula-hoop contest!! ((The winner gets a giant cup of pistachios... And since I’m so nice... And since he’s the birthday child... HE GETS TO WEAR A GIANT PRETTY PRINCESS TUTU!! SO GIANT AND POOFY THAT IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO HULA-HOOP AND WEAR IT AT THE SAME TIME!! HE NEEDS TO WEAR IT ALLLLL DAY!!))
LIST OF SNACKS:
2. Cookies ((In the shape of Javert’s head))
3. Fruit punch ((So strawberry, you will LITERALLY PUNCH Javert after drinking some!))
5. YEETOS CHEETOS
6. Soup ((MADE OUT OF JAVERT’S MUSTACHE!! MWA HA HA!! >:^D))
7. Pop corn ((that will pop in Javert's mustachey face!!))
Q: Will a clown come over and make balloon animals?
A: Nu!! That would be boring!! A FROLLO will come over and make balloon JAVERTS!! Don’t worry, I’ll make them hideous!
Q: Who’s coming?
A: JAVERT WILL ‘CUZ ITS HIS PARTY but I will also come and a few people I know... Wanna hang with the cool kids? MTPFUNTIMES WOULD BE PERFECT!! :OO he is senpai...
Q: Do we need to dress up?
A: Yes!! We all need to put on fake mustaches in honor of Javert!!
Q: What kind of presents should I bring?
A: Anything as long as it ANNOYS JAVERT!! >:^D *clears throat* I mean, as long as it’s approved by me, the ever so righteous Claude Frollo!
Q: What will we do if we get bored?
A: Shove strawberries in Javert’s mouth, steal his mustache, burn his hat, etc. NOW WONT THAT BE FUN?! ((MTPFUNTIMES!! :OOO))
Q: Will we get to sing happy birthday?
A: Yes!! Except I rewrote it:
Happy Birthday to you
Frollo is super coool
Why can’t you be cool too?
Happy birthday to you!
Q: What if Javert doesn’t show up?
A: That’ll be fine! We can still have a fun time... BUT WHAT IF MTPFUNTIMES DOESN’T SHOW UP?! WE’D ALL BE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!