I never used to hate Pearl-but then I got to know her personality-I hated it! And then OE came out. Everyone kept saying that Octo Expansion made Pearl better, but never explained why. SHE'S NOT BETTER! SHE'S WORSE THAN EVER BEFORE! PEARL IS A PEWL! SHE IS A SIREN!
Do you want to rant about Pearl? So do I! Feel free to leave a comment (unless your a Pearl Protector-Pearl fans are less extreme) and if you want to curate, just ask! I'll happily invite you! And it would be nice tae know at least SOMEONE agrees with me.
TEAM MARINA FOR DA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Pearl is money loving and selfish (Money vs. Love Splatfest)
She thinks everything is about her (Octo Expansion)
She ruins nice things she does instantly (Octo Expansion)
Has the losing side of the Splatfest outlawed (Come on, you know about this)
Can kill anybody by shouting at them (Octo Expansion)
Her thoughts towards Marina DO change when she finds out she's an Octoling (OCTO EXPANSION)
The richest people I know are also some of the loneliest people I know-Marina
My daughter is evil? I always knew she was going to do so well in life! Now she just needs to free me from my eternal prison so that I can OVERTHROW THE GODDESSES OF HYRULE AND MY FATHER ARCEUS SO THAT I CAN RULE OVER ALL OF NINTENDO! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-Giratina, the renegade Pokemon and Pearl's father
Feumaidh Lorelei losgadh!-Me speaking in Gaelic
Oh hi! Is that you Pearl? I'm an Octoling but I love your songs! Can I get your autogr-Wait, what are you doing with that sledgehammer?-Agent 8
THUD!-The sledgehammer that Pearl hit Agent 8 with, causing concussion and Memory loss.
Hey Pearl! I haven't seen you for ages! How's Marina doi-HEY! PUT ME DOWN! Why are you putting me into this machine labelled 'Octarian Sanitizer?' I demand an explanat-ARRRRGGGHHH!-Dedf1sh
And that's so like you Pearl. Starved for attention, yet so full of yourself-Marina (best quote in Splatoon)
Imagine the worst thing you could possibly think of and then forget about it because you're looking at it right now- A Doctor Who quote that isnae MEANT tae describe Pearl, but does describe the Daleks who's only emotions are hate so pretty much Pearl.
Ok so here's the thing guys-The first studio got deleted because my friend who made the original didn't care anymore, so I just made another one.
Also-Sorry if I made you depressed. I never intended to make anybody feel upset because of what I said, but I want to apologise anyway. True, I was depressed for a bit, but that's in the past. I don't wanna make it seem like everything's revolved aroond me (Because that's what I think Pearl is like-You can think what you want to! :)