thumbnail is Inspector Javert, Clopin Troullifou, Phoebus De Martin, Frollo, Jean Valjean, and Cosette by @-Clopin-
WHEN IN DOUBT, ORDER CHINESE TAKE-OUT!!
or i'd just arrest someone. if not Valjean, the Thenardiers would do.
(how to pronounce Javert: Chev (like in chevi) air)
don't arrest me!! I have a son-in-law (Marius Pontmercy) and an adopted daughter (Cosette *sniff*… Pontmercy I guess) !! and im a mayor!!
What?! That's how you prounouce Javert? :O (I've been pronouncing it juh-VERT... Oops!!)
a lot of people say it wrong... XD
I'M SO SORRY!! :O
lol its ok there's one dude in les mis and his name is Joly (pronounced jho-lee) and I just say "Jolly" because I dont even care even though I know how its pronounced
Ah, like Esmeralda's goat! XD
yeeeess!! If Joly from les mis has a spirit animal, it would be a goat or hand gel. Joly is quite the hypochondriac.
If Phoebus was an animal, he would be a pig! (It's a LOONG story! XD)
(Maybe Victor Hugo made Joly secretly Djali!! :O)
That's awfully believable XD
If Phoebus is a pig. And Claude Frollo is a Spider-Fly hybrid...
IT JUST ADDS UP!! :O
Javert would be a eagle or something... ^•^
Oh! Cool! :D
Or a Vulture lol (i will take a spirit animal quiz for him and see t he animAl i get)
JAVERT IS A BULL.
Valjean is a prarie dog??
Marius is a LION??
Interesting... I wonder what I'm (Clopin) closest to...
Oh, noodle-eating beast! I knew that one!! Duh!
maybe Javert's spirit animal is the Law! (lol)
Oh! Yes! Perhaps... XD
If the law were an animal...
(By the way, Clopin liking noodles and stuff is all made up!
(Me and my friend made up this story where Marius and Enjolras are these broke highschool kids and it's funny XD)
(That's interesting!! XD)
(OoOof!! It would take all day to mention ALL the weird HND things me and my sister came up with!)
(XD me too! But I'll try..
Javert really likes pistachios
Valjean is allergic to avocados
Grantaire is mentally ill and he eats dog food
Marius has asthma (He doesn't in the musical lol)
And many more that I cannot name XD
DO NOT MENTION MY ALLERGIES, MADEMOISELLE.
(Ok, so... Phoebus is secretly an undefeatable pig made of jelly which Frollo calls his Poochi Poo)
(Frollo has a time machine that he uses to get clementines as a substitude for strawberries if he had ran out)
(Quasimodo has a fear of spiders and flies. Frollo is a spider-fly. Quasi loves Frollo. Thus, a parodox)
(Clopin really likes Chinese food)
(I was doing a voice over improvisation thingy with someone, doing the voices of HND characters, and apparently, not according to me, Frollo eats dog food as well)
Oh yeaah, there's this little group of dudes in Les Mis and their called "The friends of the ABC" and so my and my brother made up this thing where they had a YouTube gaming channel and they played games and stuff but mostly fortnite lol even though I hate fortnite and one time me and my friend @BeHappythefirst went to the store with her mom and the whole time we were pretending to be Enjolras (the leader of the Friends of the ABC) and Grantaire (a member but he also really really likes wine lol) and she was Enj and I was Grantaire and it was really weird XD we passed the wine isle a lot too, that didnt help...)
We made up so many things about Frollo, mostly... He argues with people a lot about who's a better moonwalker, he has the daintiest fingers in all of Paris, he claims he only eats Chanel, which is not a food brand... XD He has fake facebook accounts where he pretends to be Phoebus, Esmeralda, and Quasimodo (because he thinks Quasi is just so good looking and secretly wishes he looked like him)
We make up most things about Javert i think. He's actually not an Inspector, he's a janitor, as I said he lovess pistachios, he goes to the gym a lot (for no apparent reason), I believe he takes swimming lessons lol XD I also remember Enjolras in the summer was a lifeguard, and in the winter he worked at a dog kennel and he was on a ski team and was REALLY bad at skiing)
We also made up a lot weird things about Phoebus... WAY too weird to talk about... O~o
Same here. We also made up this weird thing that Enjolras is SUPER obsessed with his hair and uses all his money in hair gel— XD and Cosette is like a emo lol (then again Enjolras has pretty nice hair lol)
Oh yeah, and we also pretend my friend @pupduck and Marius really really hate each other XD