Mario: Plumber's log number 1938. Our adventure loving group, had arrived in Jungle Land. We were searching for Legendary statue with magical powers: The Lost Mushroom. Only trouble was, Koopa was looking for it too.
Peach: They say the Lost Mushroom will grant the wishes of whoever posses it. We've got to find it before the evil Koopa!
Toad: Easier said than done, Princess babe. This place is really primitive.
Mario: [looks at his telescope] You can say that again. I don't see one pizza parlor.
Luigi: Uh-oh! Trouble flying this way!
[Albatross flies by Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad, squawking]
All: An Albatoss!
[they all gasp]
Toad: Watch out, dudes! That feathery foe works for Koopa!
[Albatross flies by the hot-air balloon, deflating, then he winks, then flying around in a circle]
Luigi: We're leaking like a split drainpipe!
Peach: Hang on! We're gonna crash!
[they all hold on the rope, falling faster, crashing]
Mario: Wahoo! That was more fun than getting flushed down the sewer!
[they wall walk out of the hot-air balloon]
Toad: [jumping up] I'm just glad to be back on solid ground. [lands on a quicksand] Huh?
[Mario sinks in his quicksand, then they all sink]
Luigi: Calamitous calamari! We've landed in a pond of quicksand!
Toad: Boy, did you ever have one of those days?
[Joe uses a lasso to grab Toad, getting out of the quicksand]
Toad: Whoa! Whoa! Who are you, hero dude?
Indiana Joe: The bravest, baddest treasure hunter in Jungle Land: Indiana Joe!
Peach: Treasure hunter?
Mario: Can you help us find the Lost Mushroom?
Indiana Joe: Piece of cake, Jake.
Luigi: Good. Now that we got that settled... Help!
[Joe throws a lasso to grab Mario, holding on a lasso, then they all get out]
Koopa: Looks like Indiana Joe is gonna lead those sewer swimming saps, to the Lost Mushroom! That guy knows the location of every hidden treasure in Jungle Land, and every shortcut to them.
Mouser: Rotten cheese balls! They're bound to reach the Lost Mushroom before us.
Koopa: That statue was left to me by my great-great-grand Koop. It's mine, and those plumb bums ain't gonna have it.
Tryclyde: What are we gonna do, Colonel Von Koop?
King Koopa: We're gonna follow those faucet fixin' fools, and when they find the Lost Mushroom, we're gonna take it away from 'em! [laughing]
[Tryclyde looks at Koopa and Mouser]
Mouser: Geez boss, that's stealing!
Koopa: Yeah.
Tryclyde: Ha, that's right.
Koopa: Of course that's stealing you dimwitted dumb clumps! We're bad guys, we're supposed to steal! [attacks Tryclyde, Koopa, and Mouser, hurting their heads]
Mouser: Oh, yeah.
Koopa: That'r right.
Mouser: I forgot.
Koopa: Boy, good henchmen are hard to find.
[cut back to Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Indiana Joe]
Indiana Joe: [offscreen] Here it is, the Temple of Koopa!
All: The Temple of Koopa?
Indiana Joe: It was built by the evil reptile's great-great-grand Koop. Inside is the Lost Mushroom.
Mario: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's steal the statue and scram!
Indiana Joe: No way, ray. That place is terrifying, dangerous, and just plain icky. I don't mind leadin' you here, but I'm not going inside!
Mario: [to Indina Joe] I thought you weren't afraid of anything!
Indiana Joe: Almost anything. I have Koopa-phobia!
All: Koopa-phobia?
Indiana Joe: When I see a Koopa I turn yellow as a canary's belly.
Mario: Wait here, my treasure hunting pal. We'll nab that statue and be back quicker than you can say, garlic gumdrops.
[they all walk away by Indiana Joe]
Mario: Come on, gang, it's up to us to find the Lost Mushroom.
Peach: I wonder what Indiana Joe is afraid of? This is just an old cave.
[they hear a crash]
Luigi: Huh? We're trapped, like pasta in a spaghetti feed!
[they all look at a fireball, hitting the wall, ducking their heads]
Luigi: Whoa!
Toad: Trouble city dudes! Look! A Fryguy!
Peach: Come on! It's flee or fry time!
[they all run away by Fryguy]
Toad: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Fryguy shoots a fireball, then they jump over a fireball, then Fryguy continues chasing at the gang]
Mario: Snakes alive! Look!
All: A Cobrat!
Mario: Jump!
[they all jump over a Cobrat, then Fryguy continues chasing at the gang, jumping over a fireball, then they continue running out, then they pull a rock to block a door by Fryguy]
Toad: Whew!
[they all sit down]
Toad: That was close, dudes.
Peach: Look!
[they all gasp]
All: The Lost Mushroom!
[they all walk to the Lost Mushroom, then Mario grabs the Lost Mushroom]
Peach: We did it! We found the Lost Mushroom!
Luigi: Now all we've got to do is find a way out of this spooky place.
Mario: Yeah. I sure wish there was a trapdoor around here.
[the Lost Mushroom shines]
Mario: Look! The Lost Mushroom is answering Mario's wish!
[they all fall down, then they all get out of the Temple of Koopa, rolling their heads]
Mario: We did it! We beat old Koopa stoopa to the Lost Mushroom.
King Koopa: Don't be so sure. [grabs the Lost Mushroom to Mario]
[they all gasp]
Koopa: Reach for it plumb scum! Your pipe patching days are over! [laug