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For the awesome @-Morningfresh- who seriously should've gotten a fan club 5 months ago!
She’s very sweet and easy to talk to from the start. Let’s get her to 1000+!
Please invite people, she needs to get better known -3-
How did this happen :'0
YOU'RE ALL TOO GREAT
HELLOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU ALL A STORY -willow
OI WAT IS IT -Gayle
wait i gotta go eat, hold on. i'll say in a minute - willow
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Gayle
Ok so my teacher actually told us this story:
A kid was hiding under her desk for a part of the class period and when he climbed out, he jump scared her and she accidentally smacked him with her clipboard. *impressive and so entertaining, i know*
Heh, that's some awesome stor telling lmao. I'd rather be smacked by a clipboard than be the clipboard. THINK OF HOW IT FEELS - Gayle
Poor clipboard D: It's feelings must of been hurt. it's thinking "why didn't u use a club or something? something that was meant to wack". Do you want to hear another?
Shure :0 - G
*warms up grand story telling*. Once there was a mouse named Mousey. He wanted to go to his sister's house, but he had no money. So he stole a taxi and rode it himself to his sis's shack of a house. When he got there, he discovered his sister was killed by a rabid dog. He frowned and said "I stole that taxi for nothing!". Then he took the taxi and drove home, complaining all that time that he wasted his time.
This, my friends, is the story of how siblings love each other!
(Disclaimer: I'm not a serial killer, I simply love to tell dark stories. But make sure you check your closet tonight). -w
SCREEEE my closet has no doors lmao. -G
Ahahah---*coughs*. I'm an innocent bean. no worries :D *cleans chainsaw behind back* -w
Mmm okay! It's not like there's any way to prove you guilty lmao (totally ignores the bloody hands scattered across the pillows) -G
Yeah the bloody hands are from a nosebleed. I haven't washed them yet :') *don't pay attention to the corpses around* -w
Nah I mean the decapitated hands sitting on my pillows. They're probably just from a halloween store or something! (Realizes there aren't any halloween stores in a 700 mile radius that are open in summer.)- g
Oh those? I was gonna dispose of them after my dog played with a child. Don't worry :D -w
Hmm did you call dps? That poor doggo was probably getting bullied by the child ):O -g
mhm, the child provoked the dog so badly, beating it and stuff. I wasn’t at all ordering the dog to attack it in the first place =). Dps came and soothes the dog, don’t worry. -w
We're going to get kicked od scratch for this conversation lmao. - G
i feel left out - inhales - -bunny
Wheezing intensifies - G