(Disclaimer: This is my opinion. If you ship one of these, that's completely fine, I just disagree with them. Idocrase is just being extra critical since she loves Pearl)
Pearlidot (?): No. I mean, I guess they're both adorable nerds, but really? You think they're in love? Doubt it.
Pearlapis: ... They barely interact. No romance. This ship shall not exist. They barely see each other!!
Jaspearl: I have no words! You really think a cheeto puff like Jasper... and a beautiful bird like Pearl... *She bursts out in laughter.* Jasper's evil. Not Pearl. I think I've seen everything now.
Pearl x Greg (idk the ship name): APPARENTLY I HAVEN'T! This is so odd. People think this will work out? No. It won't. Pearl still has a little grudge against him.