~Unofficial McDonalds Shop~
[Removed by Scratch Team]
^ So apparently my original credit thing was removed because it was rude to call out people even though I just stated that this studio was a lazy parody to @-rosyart- 's boba shop, maybe they misinterpreted it but yeah this is a parody of the above person
A double mcspanky with fries and a slurp! That would be $6.53. And $3.47's your change. Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of food on em. Don't need to, Skeet. I memorized the prices, did the tax and change in my head. Ugh, okay, mr. Magic Man I also did not hear you say Big Mcthankies from Mcspankies to the customer. Well frankly it struct me as cliche'd. What do you think about this? Don't let our food deny you Put unpoly unsaturated fats and dry clitorides inside you!
Picture of money, picture of money... HA got'cha. Big Mcthankies from Mcspankies! Hey dude, you missed a spot. I'll get it. Just a little sodium chloride. Actually, dude it's salt. That's what I said. Sodium chloride. Uh dude? That would be salt. If you don't know what salt is, maybe my duties are too complicated for you.
Here you can order your own McDonalds Happy Meals, Frappés, and more!
"I'm lovin' it!"
Thumbnail by @EggPunsAreOverrated
Have you ever wanted to work for an on par wage? Fill your dream job at McDonalds and work the day away !!
Employee of the week:
-Happy Meal (comes with limited edition Emoji Movie toys)
[(24 hour) Breakfast]
-Egg biscuits and bacon/sausage
-Soda (specify which kind)
-Juice (apple or orange)
-Milk (chocolate or plain)
(specify flavor and toppings)
-Ice cream cone
-Ice cream sandwich
Our sub par employees/organizers~
Manager/ Main Complainer: @EggPunsAreOverrated
✦ im surprised people are treating this seriously but thats cool i suppose
✿ this is vERy ironic ok*
*this is amazing ok
❤ hi yes this is now OURS k thanks stop being mean to us were just trying to make our way UWU
boi gotta pay the police to stay off our lawns❤
❤ _chev_ ❤
sure our practices aren't sanitary, two of our employees vomit the food out of unhinged jaws and absorb things. also they live under the floorboards and can sink into or rise out of them
wow this is a parody
tfw people spam instead of asking please and this is CLEARLY a parody im laughing so hard
it's a parody of the so called "original" boba tea shop if u didnt guess lol