Welcome to the cult of the Almighty Potato Bow down. Make your monthly offering. Be free in the love of the Almighty. ----------LIST OF DEMANDS----------- We have potato salad and potato-egg-toast-pickle sandwiches on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday and Sunday and Monday and Tuesday We use CCTV security cameras. We have Mahogany tables. We have tacos. We have shredded cheese. We have Iceberg lettuce. We have all the major cheese groups. We have protection against Sea-bears. We have those canned olives with the carrots in them. We have 42-watt light bulbs with tungsten filament We have 1998 PCs. We have sushi rolls with eggs. We do not have wasabi mayonnaise. We have no clowns. We do not not not have balloons. We have the red ones. We do not not have the blue ones. We do not serve 3 and a half tubs of red vines. We use Gorilla Glue. We use the Harambe Gorilla Glue. We have ghost marshmallows. Krispy Kream We do not pour our milk before our cereal. We put the cheese on the outside of the grilled cheese. We can wear hats. We can eat pizza We have Victorian and Imperial decorations. --------------------------------------------------- I am the Almighty Potato's prophet. Join me and become a disciple. Disciples: Me (SerthKoreoV2) (Head Disciple #1) @NerthKoreo (Head Disciple #2 @samanthaCrazy (Normal Disciple) @iloveemilia1997 (Normal Disciple) @Im_a_chromebook (Head Disciple #3) @Moretta (Normal Disciple) @Lexia99 (Normal Disciple) @gdus2 (Normal Disciple) @DoNOTFollow (Normal Disciple) @Yuclloo007 (Normal Disciple)