i am making a paper frog army to take over the world, unfortunately
i can't make that many frogs so easily thinking that i will need about 2 billion, so i must ask you to join me, and help make paper frogs, i will provide information on making them.
becoming a curator will make you a part of the army (making paper frogs)
i must also ask you for respect to the frogs, for they have voluntarily joined me and risking their lives, they are actually a quite civilized race, and demand respect or hostility will happen during the invasion.
the truth of my plans, are to threaten the government to giving me (and my followers) all control over the human race (in general not every single human alive) (and in that note, doing as little damage as possible) to make sure destruction of earth does not happen, by that i mean by the carelessness of humans, from polluting this planet until not one living thing exists, to make wars no longer an option, to end world poverty, homelessness, sickness and hunger, and without battles going on, there will be more time to research cures for disease, as well as eliminating the extremely unhealthy ingredients as well as major allergens in food such as various processed food ingredients,
nuts (peanuts and treenuts), soy (lecithin, oil, etc), and gluten
(being very unhealthy and processed) as well as eliminating dangerous items such as plastic bowls and cups, as well as lowering the amount of trees in paper and substituting with bamboo.
will you help me take over the human race? please do.
Sincerely, Marshal Turtle (AKA turtle123204)