THE PROJECT IS D E D !
[*White text on a black background slowly fades into view bearing to words 'Efrgor and TimTheThing present...'
The words fade away as new words read, 'WHIS: Rivals.'
The words fade away, and Efrgor's voice comes in.]
Efrgor: It's been a long, long time since the war, shots were fired, chaos as far as the eye could see, but one day, it all just seemed to end... but after it had lied dormant for months... an evil awoke
[The screen shows Efrgor running towards someone, or something, but then, he slows and stops as it growls]
Efrgor: Tim the Thing, show yourself! For I have come to-
[Tim appears behind Efrgor.]
[Efrgor takes a step back, shocked.]
Efrgor: So, me meet-
Tim: Yeah yeah yeah, skip the dramatic stuff and get to the point.
Efrgor: *Groans.* Well, if you must know, the ending to our little war about Harry Potter wasn't satisfying enough, I've come to end it, once and for all!
Tim: You know the ironic part? I was just watching YouTube videos about Harry Potter, and that was only because I've just read the whole Harry Potter series for like, the eighth time...
[There is an awkward silence as the two scratcher stair at each other.]
Efrgor: You know what? I'm just make another Why I Hate Show project!
[And so the WIHS project where they make fun of the old rivalry begins:]
Efrgor: Hey guys, theres been a topic I've been wanting to dicu-
[Tim jumps in front of Efrgor and bellows:]
Tim: HEEEELLLLOOOO MY FELLOW MARSHMELLOWS!
Efrgor: Tim, what do you think you're doing?
Tim: Well, you said that we were going to make an episode of the "Why I Hate Show," didn't you?
Efrgor: Tim, I said that I was going to make it, you dum-dum chicken thumb!
Tim: What the heck's a dum-dum... whatever you said?
Efrgor [More casual.]: I dunno, I made it up.
Tim: Ok, cool. So about that collab thing-
Efrgor: I already said Tim, the answers NO.
Tim: Ok, fine, but hey, you can always meet up with my little friend, MISHA!
[There is a few second of silence, then-]
Efrgor: Oh NO!
Tim: (Evil Laugh) Yes!! The UNHOLY POKEMON GO KID HIMSELF!
Efrgor: You wouldn't dare!
(Misha singing Pokemon GO in distance)
Yo yo yo,
You look like a toe,
Now go back to your hole,
Before a flipping explode!
Yo yo yo,
I hate haters,
Cuz they like slapping waiters,
They're dumb creato-
Efrgor: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL DO A COLLAB WITH YOU IF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
Tim: Wow, thank you Efrgor, that was a really thoughtful choice! I will remember that for ever and ev-
Efrgor: Err, yeah, let's just skip to the collab...
Efrgor: *Clears Throat.* So, let's start where it started.
Tim [Sarcasticly]: Oh, what a plot twist!
Efrgor: Shut it, Tim, I'm trying to tell a story!
So, anyway, where was I?
Tim: You were telling the single greatest plot twist ever unearthed.
Efrgor [Temper rising.]: I swear to god will you please let me get through one sentence without you being an obnoxious brat??
Tim: Alright, calm down.
[Efrgor punches Tim in the face, looking livid.]
Tim [From far of]: Ah, that's gonna leave a mark!
Efrgor: So anyway, as I was saying, every story had to start at the beginning. In this case, it started with "Why I Hate Harry Potter."
Tim [From of]: Yeah, that's great. Can I come up from the floor now?
Efrgor: If you behave yourself!
Tim [Getting up:] So, why don't you show it?
Efrgor [Flatly]: Because it's been reported. But, I guess as long as I'm making fun of it, it's fine to show in a Scratch project.
Tim [Muttering to himself]: Going by that logic if you bomb the houses of parliament while making fun of yourself, you'll get of scot-free, but whatever.
Efrgor: I'm WARNING YOU!! If you don't stop I'm not doing this collab!
Tim: Okay! Okay!
Efrgor: Now, as I was sayin-
Tim: I just think your logic is un-
Efrgor: HOW ABOUT YOU HOST THIS COLLAB IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT!
[Efrgor runs of, making Tim look stunned.]
Tim: Oh, erm, hi there, I am, err, I will today make, err, why I hate, err, potato chips? Potato chips! Yeah! So, err, they kinda-
Efrgor: Oh my god are you serious? YOU'RE making fun of ME?
Tim: We've wasted so much time, let's get on with this.
Efrgor: So, let's react to it!
Old Efrgor: So, I don't know how to say this, but-
Tim: Woah, you seem in a rush, right, Efrgor?
Efrgor: I was like ten!
Tim: But- but I'm like kinda-
Old Efrgor: -Because I don't wont this to be a long animation or whatever. So-
Tim: Nice lip-sync you got there!
Efrgor [Crying]: Stop harassing me!
[Compilation of the times I stammered and tripped on my words]
Old Efrgor: There's a frog in my throat.
[Please Stand By:]
Tim: So, after a while a guy who looked like THIS [There's a pictures of Tims crapppy old OC,] made a- a MASTERFUL response!
Old Tim: HELLO MY FELLOW MATSHMELLOWS!
Efrgor: I think sound like your going through puberty!
Tim: I don't blame you for that.