SIX FOLLOWERS OF NUTELLAISM
Add Nutella projects :D
Reasons to worship the Nutella:
1. It is immortal. (Proof: A little while ago I ( @chocolatemeepgirl) ate Nutella that expired 2 months ago, and it still tasted fine :D)
2. The taste of it is pure heaven. (Proof: Go eat a jar of Nutella.)
3. NUTELLLLAAAAAAA (Proof: uh idk)
Nutella created the universe long ago with its brothers; Lord Kinder, Lord Ferrero Rocher and Lord Bueno., but only revealed its true form when some company discovered how to make it appear to us. It then allowed us to eat it, as long as we behaved well and loved it above all other food products.
When you die, if you have a pure, Nutella-loving soul you go to Nutella heaven, where you have all the Nutella you could ever want. Bad people never have Nutella again and are always alone, non-Nutella loving people sit bored forever, and bad AND non-Nutella loving people get horrible punishments in Tartarus >:D
THE HAZELNUT SCRIPTURES:
Part 1: Creation
A long, long time ago, The First Jar was born. Although, not in jar form. He floated, in liquid state, until He spake: "Let there be jarmour!"And The First Jar sat there.
Eventually, Earth was created. Though many people think it to be made of rock and lava, the core is in fact Nutella. The ground simply grew over it. The First Jar first created many smaller jars, then decided it needed beings to eat it. So, it created humans for this purpose, but allowed them to find it for themselves- for they were only worthy of it if they could make it themselves.