1: There have been groups of wild housecats living in the British Contreyside for over 65 years.
2: Trees are the worst murders
3: Murdering your stepbrother solves all your problems for 1-2 years
4: Sticks make good friends
5: Don't crush on medical students as a kid. They get murdered by crazy kidnappers
6: preteen boys that fall off cliffs are not a problem. They come back
7: Always let your twin sister spy on the most evil cats that have ever lived
8: Sometimes your crazy Doctor friend doesn't let you use a stick to save a guy from a big mud puddle.
9: Time Travel is best avoided unless theres adorable romance
10: If your girlfriend is a reincarnated doctor its ok to go get beat up.
11: Its ok to go after a crazy tyrant as like a 15 year old if your 29 year old girlfriend was just murdered
12: Tunnels are the salutions to all problems
13: evil is cute to girls apparently
14: Being blind is a magical experience