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Turtle's spines are connected to their shells... so...
Mario Kart prep crew must buy shells from a Koopa Farm or Koopa Troopas aren't turtles or something weird like that.
I have a dog. (Both of Us)
I am already running out of ideas.
Five different Tyson chicken nugget factories produce McDonald's Chicken Nuggets.
I have five locations that I hate above all else too...
And hundreds more.
Back when consuming kangaroo was legal in America, people in Australia sold meat to McDonalds.
If you want to know why I know this, one of my uncles was one of those people.
#BoycottMcDonaldsCuzItIsGross AndItGaveMySisterFoodPoisoningWithoutFailEveryTimeSheConsumedAnyFoodFromThereDespiteNo OtherResturantsDoThatToHereAndSheDoesn'tHaveAlergies
Few, that was long.
will rye the science person©
Yoshi has a strikingly similar appearance to Koopa Troopas. I wonder why...
Also, why are shell kreepers
and Koopas a seperate thing? i ned ansrs.
Shell creepers are like actual tortoises. At least, compared to everything else in the Mushroom Kingdom... and Brooklyn apparently.
Some of Luigi's Honorable Quotes:
I hope there's lotsa spaghetti!
Like they say in brooklyn, the earlier the bat, the earlier to catch the worm... or, is it the bagel?
That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
And you gotta help us!
Like they say, all toasters, toast, toast!
Mayonaise© and Weegee© went on an epic journey to find the toaster of all toasts.
They went high and low, searching far and wide...
A lake of fire, a cloud kingdom with no structural stability, and a tree house...
And then, they found it.
It was a normal toaster that could only toast toast.
So they toasted some toasted toast to toast their toasted toast to amplify the toasted toastiness.
They took a bite of their glorious creation...
and then they died because the toasted toast that they toasted with the toaster was too much of a toasted toast cuz the toast was just that toasted.
Don't toast toast, kids!
(brought to you by the anti-toasting toast society)
Turkeys are like ugly chickens...
Or are chickens like pretty turkeys?
If you read all that, comment #SmartypantS
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