Welcome to the alternate Warriors universe with completely ridiculous gods. We have no humans here. But seriously, gods like:
Minoscurus: God of the kind of grass that cows eat. Come to him if you are a cow
Imbecilia: Goddess of stupidity. Come to her with all of your bad decisions and she will make them seem more stupid
Kilgerbon: God of all real and animated cats. He will someday rule the earth
Ranthaleon: God of Robert Downing Jr. You're welcome
Finnesa: Goddess of Nicolas Cage. She is way sorry.
Jarubidinka: God of ridiculous names. All kids born in 2014, come to her in 10 years when you are being relentlessly teased.
Grettergon: He likes Sporks. Wait, what are we doing?
GoBarium: God of saying "Go Bury them" When people ask what to do with corpses
Desdonian: God of depressing music. He's depressed
Cantis-Shapantis: God of unfinished- is that a bird?
Hemalorus: God of running out of toilet paper. FEAR HIM!
Morgan Freeman: God of Variation. Yes I did just do that