NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOENOPENOPENOENOPENOPE noonononononononononono. No. NO!
I... I just....
No, I don't ship Betty X Frisk at all...
Did you really think I shipped them?
Who would ever ship them?
They hate each other, and they are the one thing that can destroy each other.
My brain cells just died trying to get that thumbnail.
Ok. For the most part, the Glitchtale fandom is amazing. They're making the best fanmade Glitchtale items, and I congratulate them for that.
But it's time to explore the darker side of the fandom, the part that I absolutely despise. The part that makes the rest of us look awful to the non-Glitchtale fans. I like to call this part of the fandom "Le Fandom."
And you know what Le Fandom likes to do all the time?
GLITCHTALE SHIPS ARE TERRIBLE.
They're even creating a Glitchtale shipping Amino!
(I can't post links because of Scratch).
Here are just a few monstrosities I have heard:
Jessica X Gaster
Betty X Frisk
Somebody's OC X Gaster
IRL People X Sans
Somebody's Sans-Like OC X Sans. Yes, we're shipping Sans with Sans.
Somebody at my school even ships Dead Sans X Dead Chara.
Yes. DEAD SANS X DEAD CHARA.
Yep, that's right, folks. The Glitchtale fandom has hit a new low. DEAD people are being shipped now.
What will be shipped next, the coffee mug X Betty's spears?
*exhales* I'm done ranting.
Somebody needs to deploy icebergs in front of these ships. I T W I L L B E W O R S E T H A N T I T A N I C
*summons arsenal of giant icebergs* I'm gonna sink some ships, who wants to join me?