the reboot that nobody asked for
original which i regrettably abandoned: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/3553918/
haha get it? revamped? because he's a vampire
only edgelords allowed
join if you love dio
join if you hate dio
JOIN IF YOU ARE DIO
join if you pray to dio every night thanking him for the life he has given you.
join if you have no idea who your boy dio even is.
join if you like knives.
join if you reject your humanity.
join if you're waiting for the sweet release of death.
no "kono dio da" memes allowed. only fresh memes permitted.
Blatantly not dio: hopefully no one
EVERY DIO: @Brundlefly
dio, lord of memes: Gargamel
ZA WARUDIO: Gargamel
baby dio: vacant
dio brando from an alternate universe from an alternate universe: vacant
"i like priests": vacant
bara dio: @utsuroido
purple dio: vacant
high dio: vacant
space ripper stingy brando: vacant
kira: gtfo ( @utsuroido)
i am the only person who is all dio and it must remain that way - brundle
toki wa tomare
daily reminder diego is good
i bought dinosaur cookies today because of diego
daily reminder that i'm only on part 6 and diego isn't in it
diego is good but not as good as dio himself
nothing is as good as dio himself
dio is another adjective for good
dio backwards is oid
oid is close to good
diego backwards is ogeid
rearrange the letters and you get goied. very close to good.
EVERY TIME A JOJO HITS A DIO 50 PUPPIES DIE
they are all burned in an incinerator
does that dog thing with the human head he snapped the spine of count as a puppy
david bowie should have been a dio
yeah he has a huge cat too which is not a filthy mongrel. dio would be pleased.
like, what if dio had bites the dust and the world? would that not literally be the most amazing jojo fight ever
there wouldnt even be a fight. opponent would easily be pulverised. dio wins in seconds.
but what if dio could get the world to stop time for more than just a few a seconds? rumour has it that if dio didnt die and/or was used to his new body, he could easily be the most powerful being in all of jojo. however im glad that didnt happen because everything wouldve ended at the end of phantom blood but if he did die theyre be no point to stardust crusaders and parts 4-8 would probably not exist.
if hypothetically dio did become that powerful wouldn't it kind of be like how he became a god or whatever in eyes of heaven? so technically it's been done? i'm not really sure how long he can stop time in that form though. also he doesn't have killer queen. he's purple like it though so maybe that counts
but then again, diego. the entire jojo conundrum that is going on can easily be replied to by mentioning diego, because diego is dio (i'm not sure part 5 casual here)
diego is alternate dio. diego has a lot of similarities to actual dio except his life wasnt as...bad as dios was. and good point about eyes of heaven. i think i saw somewhere that dio can infinitely stop time if he wanted to. not 100% sure though. however what if dio was always that powerful? jonathan was a tank no doubt so that probably wasnt gonna happen but what if he was just always really powerful? not saying he isnt now.
then it would be called "dio's megalomaniacal adventure" instead
whats a joestar again?
a being that is very bad for the dios
what if dio was the main character? (i mean he totally would be in this hypothetical universe) would there still be joestars for him to fight or would he just kill jonathan and cut off the family line
think about it this way. wed see and hear all of dios thoughts and probably see more on how dario raised him. dio, if following the same events as it is now, would be seen more as a character we feel bad for and sympathise instead of one we supposedly are to "hate." him being adopted by george/jorge however you wanna spell it, would be a delight for him instead of a horrible thing for jonathan. itd be really neat considering everything would somewhat be flipped. would he still be considered a villain because what he did was bad or would he be considered a hero for being a protagonist?
honestly that would be really interesting. i kind of think he'd still be considered the villain? which is still fine because imo there isn't nearly enough manga/anime/media in general etc from the villain's perspective. the main reason i think he'd still be considered the bad guy, even if we got to see his thoughts and motives, is that (pretty much) everything he does, he blatantly does for himself. i don't think very many people could get behind that or consider him a hero for it
but like, what if dio was never tasked with anything involving the joestars? his father died and then the joestar's adopt him because he's got nothing. it could be a sitcom. the suite life of jonathan and dio
dio in the (joestar) house