CURATORS! Please do not add a project without a manager's permission. Thanks to @braingames for the thumbnail! OMG! Thx so much for the feature scratch team
Add only ocean projects! Only my friends can manage. Sorry. If you add an ocean project we will consider letting you curate.
WARNING: Any mean comments or deleting projects for a bad reason, and you will be deleted from this studio.
There are more curator spots, so become one while you can! The curator spots are back open now, and will be open until further notice.
Sorry, you may not be invited to
be a curator immediately. It may be a few days.
Some ocean related jokes (you don't have to read them):
Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed
What does a mermaid learn in math lessons?… An algae-bra
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker
Where do little fish go every morning? … To plaice school
What is a cetacean’s favourite TV show?… Whale of fortune
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels
Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck
A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh
What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another
Where do you calulate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather
What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw
What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty.
Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming”
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned
Why did the algae and the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school
Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist
Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on