Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Totalpro64. I was bitten by radioactive cookie. And for four years, I've been the one– and only– Totalpro64 (obviously). I’m pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love (with cookies), saved the city. And then I saved the city again. And again and again and again. And I did, uh– I did this. [cuts to Totalpro running around house with a blow dryer from the famous Very Normal GDE Game] We don’t really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book. I'm a cereal. Did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. And a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything... AH! I still love being Totalpro64. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many attempts I fail– I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion– is me. There's only one Totalpro64. And you're looking at him.