what am i doing, you might ask?
ah, nothing much. just planning my attack on the world and others who have wronged me.
please don't take that the wrong way! look, i'll try to explain, alright?
there's something i need to do. i can't go into detail about this, because it's personal and very important to me. but the world has to go down.
i'm currently trying to decide between a nuclear weapon and stealing all of the food in the world. which one sounds better, my dear friends?
oh, 'friends' . . . yes, i can see why you don't want me to use that term. after all, you will be victims of my grand plan as well.
no one is truly safe in all of this.
well, it was nice talking to you . . .
i hope you have a good day, because after all, tomorrow won't fare as well for you.
i mean only the best in these somewhat threatening lines. i just have something i need to fix, and only i can do it.
that's why i'm doing all of this.
please understand. i know it must be hard for you to hear that almost everyone on earth will be gone forever within the next few days, but i'm begging you . . . please understand why i'm doing this.
it's for the best.
pumpkin pie pop tarts seem
good even though I've never eaten one before
GO FOR THE FOOOOD AND BRING ME SOME LA
You want me to bring Los Angeles, California to you??
BAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WROTE THAT LOL NOT LA
HELLO WHY IS THIS STILL ACTIVE?