dump more iconic ttp quotes here!
we ran out of space again so yeah
~ quotes ~
"uhh... fifty gold pieces and one shoe." -cedric
"joanyyy!1 wAIT UP! did you see how i single handedly sAvEd ThE kInGdOm? that's gotta be worth at lEAST ONE DATE! *chasing after joan* -cecily
"i'm sorry lorelei, but this 'sidekick' really needs to speak with amir right now!! *shoves chad-amir while being a plotting gay*" -rupert
"smelly, fire-breathing monsters"
-cecily being iconic yet again
"yeah. oH." -amir
"oKaY.. so.. tHaT wAs a LoT.."
"we percy's have PERCY-vered."
"i will pERSONALLY chOP oFf YoUr fiNgeRs and feed them to a DRAGON!" -percy jr.
"tasty littl' duckies" -barrabus
"yeah.. no.. uh, this isn't part of the play.. we've actually got all your weapons, so now we're really threatening your lives." -rupert
"and i have heard that one can die from being nervous; and in just three days i might!" -amir and rupert
"i nEeD to Go kiSs mY FiAnceEEe!!!" -rupert
"your mother has sent another letter expressing her concern about the severe lack of... ruffles."
"1, 2, 3, 4!!" -rupert, amir, wenceslaus, and probably a few other people
"they say it tasted kinda like chicken."
"in just two days there will be a happy ending for my dear, amir."
"and my ru."
-rupert and amir
(sjkdfl in just two days is adORABLE and those harmonies man)
"i nEeD to SaVe mY SWeeT swEet ruPie sO THen he'LL kNow i'M hiS ONe tRue LovE!!" "nO i SHaLL sAVe hiM!" *lots of girls arguing*
-cecily and the girls from the ball
(sORRY LADIES HE'S TAKEN)
"excuse me, i have a few hundred hearts to break." -atossa
"of course" -rupert (amir is probably s o confused during that part of that conversation ngl)
*cackles with menace* lEsS eViL lAuGh* -percy jr.
"your backwards little kingdom"
"we're the mostt powerful women in the world, but there's nothing we can do about it."-lavinia
"WE MUST SAVE MY SON! ...her son too if you come across him." -lavinia
"yes, today i s a glorious day! And do you know why?"-rupert to fitzroy
"tHe cOW as WhiTe aS MiLk, cAPe aS REd as bLooD, haiR as yELLoW aS CorN-" -chad
*whispers* “m a m a,” -rupert (the creepiest thing said in season 1, nothing will change my mind) (wait when did Rupert say this? Also im in my room rn trying not to laugh at 1am bc of this quote) (ohhh with context its less creepy)
“but i’m hoping- i’m /asking/ you to stay.” -amir
“does that make sense? ..yES” -cecily
“but if you wanna stand in the way of our movement, we’ll step on your fACe, it’ll be an iMPROVEMENT” -cecily
"My name is Amir, prince of the East, no doubt you’ve heard of me." -prince prince (amir)
“Hiiiiiii mom *glares*”-RuPeRt?!
"If I could have everyone’s attention. Her majesty is trying to speak. Let’s come to order, and uh-" -chamberlain
"bE Q U I E T T T T T" -atossa
"And up until recently, the people have been /m o d e r a t l y f o n d/ of us!" -lavinia
"Yeeees, your majesty" -chamberlain
"If you win-" "We both know that's not going to happen" "iF YOU DO" -prince prince, rupert, then prince prince again
"well you know, it's very... Lavinia" -prince prince (Amir)
"OkAy, nobody wins at /dancing/!" -rupert
"thanks for the hospitality. See you around, l o s e r s" -chad
"that sounds c r i m i n a l l y incompetent"-Rupert
"yes, well, how about this for a lesson! You're grounded!"-Lavinia
"well FiTzRoY. Looks like we're grounded. a g a i n ."-fitzroy's impostor (Rupert)
"yeah. uh oh."-rupert
“iTs a MiDnigHt miRacLE mAMa hAs a SENsE of HuMoR” -rupert
"if I were the old me I'd DEMAND SATISFACTION!" -percy jr.
"you didn't raise me at all, mom did" -rupert
"like HEy! hows your day? *less evil laugh*"-PErcy
"oLd mE woULd WaLk ouT oN WaiTers, nEw Me TipS at LeaSt 2 peRceNt" -percy
"go make your own bLOodY sUPpeR!!1" -joan
"oHh are you worried about joAN??" -cecily
"Uh oh."-Cedrick (s1) and Chad (s2)
"OH HAPPY DAY OH JOYOUS SEASON!!! And you, Barabbas, are the reason." -Cedric
"Oh not you, alone. You had all the love of every preson you've every cared about."-Fairy Godmother
"Your *something* so big, your mind so sharp, and your heart so completely impenetrable"-The Despair, but it just repeated what Cecily said, so Cecily
“hEaR yE HEaR Ye gRowNupS” -honey nut cheerios ad person
"well, well, well what an i n t e r e s t i n g turn of an events."- either percy jr or malkia i forgot
"maybe the two of you should coordinate your iRoNiC gLoAtInG"
"I seem more like a... c H A D"
-chad, i mean duh
“amir, i love you more than liFe but i really need you to stop talking. just- go play with the wolves.” -rupert
“you’re living proof that wisdom doesn’t come from age B)” -cecily
"it's not crazy, it's the prophecy"
"pity diamonds, yes, but pity dates-" -cecily