mAke mE LAugH

I am very good at keeping a straight face so try as hard as u can to make me laugh, whether it be a project, comment, or something else.
what my different responses mean
LOL ~ I laughed
lol ~ I almost laughed
XD ~ I thought it was funny but didn't laugh
xD ~ it made me smile
'-' ~ I was confused
:| ~ didn't laugh
things that make me laugh