whats up dudes!
this is my happy space!
if u guys ever feel sad or anything then i, Eijiro, am obligated to help you! i cant stand seeing my bros be sad so like, just vent to me dude.
you dont even have to be sad! you can come here to tell me how you had some really great nachos the other day!
im your new therapist so like, just dump it all here, man! im listening!

also if you are ranting about something you think might trigger others please start out with 'TW' and state breifly what it is you will be discussing like this:
TW [insert triggering content].
thanks!

thanks so much @lanuki bro for all your help responding to comments! it means a lot to me, dude!!!

if anyone wants to help me out please ask me and i will promote you to manager. it would actually be great to have more bros because i cannot be online all the time.
speaking of which, i am inactive on weekends and after about 3:05 (in central time zone)