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column a: sorry bout the slightly dead studio desc!! BUT WOAH season 3's first half birthday was really recently, how RAD
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“tRicK quEstioN! books don’t have titles!” -cecily
“ima try to pet it.” -rupert
“if you put a sword to my head and said ‘am I attractive or ugly? pick one.” obviously i’d have to say you’re attractive, because objectively that’s just a fact, but it’s not saying you’re so attractive i can’t stop looking at you, you know what i mean? am i talking a lot? i feel like i’m talking a lot.“ -rupert
“I’M READING YOUR LIPS.”
“cOme tO uNcLe CHAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
“siren magic doesn’t work on me! I like G U Y S.” -rupert
“there are trees and vines literally
e v e r y w h e r e.” -rupert
“your face is a pOopY fAcE!"
"I JUST DEFEATED MY FIRST MONSTER! I AM AMAZING!"
"and *sniFF* fresh baked pie!"
"i'm at the bottom of a pit. where are you?" -rupert
"i'll hold you and squeeze you and gobble you up. metaphorically speaking." -flora the evil plant
"hang on, i know this, i totally know this, i'm umumumumum ru-ru-rupe-ru-pert!" -rupert
"thank you for rescuing me... and for being so beautiful. uh- BRAVE."
“wE aRe a FaMiLy aNd iN ThiS faMiLy, We sHare.” -rupert
"exactly, i can't hug you later."
"mike drop!" -cecily
"okay, less likely, but we do have some pretty suspicious salad forks." -rupert
"’amir, when we first met, i told you i was a thief. but it turns out /you/ were the thief, because the second i saw you, you /stole/ my heart!‘
...is that too corny?"
"A pRiNcE sHaKe HaNdS wItH a ThIeF?" -amir
"the two princes, part two: revenge of the chad" -barabbas
"no. i've got an angry dragon."
"this forest is just trees and t r e e s and MoRe TREES!" -rupert
"thought you'd never ask."
-rupert (s1), amir (s2), and cecily (s3)
"i know this is a rather bold suggestion, but i’m thinking... rUfFlEs!" -lavinia
"NO ONE'S A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN ME!” -percy jr
"i am FREAKING A W E S O M E!" -cecily
"sHare tHe PaNcaKEs." -rupert
"that's just a goat with a carrot on its head!" -rupert
"like learning to swim, kissing a boy..."-percy jr.
"you. circles. 102!" -rupert
"i want to look across the breakfast table when I'm 102 and see you, amir." -rupert
"are they... lip-wrestling?"
-weird tree dudes
"awwwww... you were wOrRiEd about me." -rupert
"there were times when i was such a jerk, i would stay up late... to fiNiSh mY hOMEWORK??"
"I ORDER YOU NOT TO DIE!"
"yes, my love, i'm DELIBERATELY trying to sabotage what will undoubtedly be the best day of my life. yOu'Ve cAuGhT mE!" -amir
"every word that comes out of your mouth is villainy and lies. except for that part about my looking ravishing, that's true."-queen lavinia
"don't drag me in,, with your bare,, ashfdvabpieufshcf,, aNYTHING."
"chamberlain’s a very busy man and between you and me I do not pay him enough for what I put him through." -lavinia
"well technically this is mud, not sand." -amir
"did we just get hit by lightning???" -rupert
"well technically, the cave was hit. -amir
"well t E c H n I c A l L y, should we get out of here?" -rupert
"prince long legs" -rupert
"...oR I WILL RELEASE VENGEANCE UPON YOU AND THERE WILL BE NO MERCY" -amir
"it is, but i do so hate burning witches." -lavinia
“why is there a goat in the tub..?” -rupert
“bECAUSE I’VE CLEARLY LOST CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!”
“first of all, i would hardly call myself a ‘grown up’. i ate cake for dinner yesterday, so ahaa” -rupert
“and percy’s, like, five minutes away from realizing he likes boys, so no harm no foul.“ -cecily
“what if there's a- a- a kRaKeN!” -rupert
“i ate some veggies, then hid the rest.” “sCaNDaLoUs-” -amir and rupert