Heyo! Meadowfoot here! Apparently me and Blizzyboi are fighting now? I'm not really sure how this started, I mean, yeah I threw some clams and apprentices at him, and I MAY have slapped him with a few trout, but that's just normal sibling behavior, right?

Anyway, since Blizzy's creating an army, I guess I should too. Our goal: To annoy the deputy! I have prepared a step-by-step guide on how to do this!

1: Eat him
2: Use his fur as a hat
3: Throw clams and small apprentices at him
4: Give him fan art of him in excessive makeup
5: Complement him about the most random things (for example: "the way you stepped on that piece of moss five moons and three days ago was absolutely stunning!")
6: Feed him snails with his fish
7: Dress up your OCs in Blizzardstrike costumes and make them do stupid stuff in front of him
8: Write a ToPH fan fic of him getting in a battle with a stink bug and losing
9: Throw toilet paper in his den
10: Throw McMuffins in his den

*Note: This is a joke! Me and Blizzy don't actually hate each other! Still, please draw him fan art of him in makeup.