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EPISODE 1, SEASON 1
*terrible apartment montage with everyone living in their awful place*
*wally holds up his room with towel and mug cakey*
*N and O kick down Wally, and the entire apartment complex goes down.*
*after the dust clears*
N: anyone want to compete for a new home?
*everyone runs to N*
N: ok, lets have a change of scenery from this, Sad, sad dusty world
*he teleports everyone to a large grassy plain*
N: WE WILL COMPETE HERE!
*everyone panicking*
Wally: whats going on?
N: You're all competing for a new home! because your old one is gone!
Mug Cakey: gee i wonder why....
N: SO! form teams!
Mug Cakey: uh, most of us barely know each other! how are we supposed to form teams?
N: you find out yourself loser
Friey: (in mind) oh no, all these people, i'm gonna burn them, i'm gonna screw this up, i'm gonn-
Takoyaki: Hi!
Friey: AUGH *the oil splashes onto tako*
Tako: ow. that kinda hurt
Friey: wait, you aren't scalded?
Tako: i mean, not really
Friey: .....i'm going on your team.
Tako: wait wh-
Friey: i am now.
*transition to the others*
Thick: *grabs stag beetle* eh, you'll do.
Stag Beetle: *stag beetle sounds*
Thick: *grabs the others*
Potato Chips: Hey Takoyaki! How are you?
Tako: i could be better, i met this guy
Friey: THERE ARE OTHERS?!
Tako: this is my friend, Potato Chips. They're also fried, so you shouldn't be able to burn them too bad.
Friey: wow! i'm amazed how many people aren't able to be burned by me.
Paint Can: I want to go on your team too! I'm metal, I shouldn't burn.
Mug Cakey: Paint Can's my friend, so of course I'd be on her team.
Wally: What about me? I don't think anybody would want me since I destroyed our apartment..
Friey: Wally, I don't care as that's N and O's fault
O (background): HEY!
Friey: You can be on my team!
Wally: Thanks! Can Towel, my best friend, be on this team too?
Friey: Of course!
Scribble: Woah! Thick?
Thick: Huh?
Scribble: Your strength, your brawn. I like it! I want to be on your team!
Stag Beetle: *stag beetle sounds*
Fall Leafy: Woah. Stag Beetle's words wooed me. I'm definitely on his team.
Plasma Wisp: I'm Fall Leafy's friend, might as well join this show.
O: 4 of you are without teams. *turns to the people on the other teams* You'll need to pick one of them.
Potato Chips: Well, some of them may not work...
*Automaton starts having a stroke*
Potato Chips: I like that, I want him.
N: So the rest of you are on Thick's team.
Orb: Okay.
N and O: TEAM NAME TIME!
Stag Beetle: *stag beetle sounds*
*logo saying stag beetle sounds appearing*
Ice Cream: What the..
Friey: We need a good name. A perfect name. Something that stands out..
Towel: I have it! The Ultimaters!
*logo saying the ultimaters appears*
Wally: PERFECT!
Paint Can: Great!
Automaton: beep.
N: Today's challenge is-
O: Wait, we needed a challenge idea now?
N: O! I told you to come up with an idea!
O: Alright N, calm down. Today's challenge is to cross this lake of sharks. First team to get their whole team across will be safe! While the others will be up for elimination!
N: That's... actually really good! Good job O!
*N fist bumps O*
O: Challenge starts now!
Friey: *runs across while burning the sharks*
Tako: Yeah you go Friey!
*Friey is grabbed by Thick*
Thick: I DON'T THINK-
*burned by all the oil spilling out*
Thick: OW MY EYES-
*falls into the water*
*friey falls back onto the bridge*
Friey: uuuuuuh.
Mug Cakey: COME ON MAN HURRY THE REST OF BEETLERS ARE CATCHING UP, COME ON ULTIMATERS!
Friey: ....wha?
*falls over*
*Automaton grabs him and places him on Tako*
Auto: *static and beeping*
Tako: i guess you don't exactly like havin' your oil spill out that much huh?
*friey is unconscious*
Tako: *sigh* we're finally at the end
*They pass, and an airhorn goes off*
O: looks like the ultimat-
*N pushes O out of the way*
N: LOOKS LIKE THE ULTIMATERS WIN! *STAG BEETLE SOUNDS* IS UP FOR ELIMINATION!
*voting screen and stuff*