"When in doubt, use a brush and squid bag charger mains as they try to shoot you!"
"That's not Vian! That's Viantastic!"
"'Piper relayed their commands to Coach Hedge, who was hanging over the side of the ship, banging out dents in the oars. Hedge was well suited for banging on things.' Thats from The House of Hades, page 425. And then later you realize his wife is pregnant. I don't think this book is for kids anymore"
-one of my friends from school
"You can't sing Bomb Rush Blush" Me: "HE HE HE HE" *pause* "HE HE HE HE"
"I hate Inner Agent 3. He was my boi until he bought all of those splashdowns at Walmart!"
Friend: "what's ur favorite kind of taco"
"Nogami added Marina and Agent 8 because he wanted to see more... you know, imma stop there." - @Irondevil3
This'll be updated next week!