Welcome to the church!
I'll do ANYTHING to resurrect the cult.
"For @OO065 so loved the world, that he gave his last avocado to thy people, and that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
(don't take offense to this whole thing it is just a joke, and even if it weren't we have a right to free religion so you can't do anything about it lol)
The hymn of the guac (the chant)
"we are avocados, we are one.
We are are mushy and we are hard.
Sweet and salty,
we shall rule,
We no babies but we are cruel! >:3"
10 commandments of the avocado
1: Love thy guac
2: God bless the avocados
3: Follow the teachings of the lord.
4: Treat allies with respect, even though we are better than them.
5: The pancakes are sinners, don't trust a word they say.
6: Never trust a chicken
8: You'll get a higher rank by bring in more people to join, much like a pyramid scheme but without the money.
10: Those of our enemies become human shields for us, and our allies.
To add one go to my comment about it and reply!
"For Guac so loved the world that he gave his one and only Avocado, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Also eat some avocados today, they contain 20 vitamins! They're also good for the eyes!"
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