whispers *I knew they’d click it anyway..*
...Are they gone?
Ok. First order of business. Seeing as because of quarantine
- air pollution has been dramatically
- Pollution in general has been
- Overall Planet health (not
including humans) has been
It has been proven that the planet is healthier if everyone stays at home. Therefore, a planet full of only introverts and individuals with social anxiety, is a healthier planet.
We are here today, ladies and gentleman, to discuss the means of shipping all extroverts to mars.
We need all the help we can get in order to decide what to do about this urgent situation. Please contact your introverted and Socially anxious friends asap. Thank you for your contribution.
Clarifying decisions made by the community:
-Ambiverts can stay
If your wondering how I found your account, I basically invited a bunch of curators from introvert studios.
THIS STUDIO IS A JOKE IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY GATHERED THAT. ANY AND ALL PREJUDICED COMMENTS AGAINST ANY INDIVIDUALS OF THE EXTROVERT SPECIES ARE IN JEST. WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF ANYONE IN THIS COMMUNITY GOES ROUGE AND ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH WITH THE PLAN. THANK YOU.