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Inspired by @strawberriie
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1.
Jade: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Warrior: You're a hazard to society.
Millie: And a coward. Do twenty
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2.
Minnie: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
JD: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Veronica: Tackle him.
Lauren: Dump him.
Thalis: Kick him in the shin.
Jinwoo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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3.
Rayla: I'm so useless...
Asher: No you're not.
Asher: You can be used as a bad example.
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4.
Lauren: You look so nice I wanna kiss you.
Goat: What?
Lauren: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
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5.
Raina: The food is too hot. I can't eat it.
Celeste: You're too hot and I can still eat you.
Raina: *Blushes*
Celeste: *Winks*
Thalis: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.
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6.
Chan-ri: How do Rayla and Minnie get out of these messes?
Blaire: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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7.
Thalis: I'm not doing too well.
Thalis: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Rabbitfoot: *walks in*
Thalis: Oh look, there it is again.
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8.
Hayleigh: Welcome to Applebees. Would you like apples or bees?
Fernfall: B-bees?
Hayleigh: SHE/HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Fernfall: W-wait-
jay: *Walks in with a jar of bees*
Fernfall: WAIT-
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9.
Thalis: I like all the others in the group!
Thalis: Chan-ri, Sasha, Celeste...
Thalis: *Looks at handwriting on hand* ... and Treefur.
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10.
Millie: Brooklyn! Have you seen the thing!
Brooklyn: What thing?
Millie: You know, the thing! I seem to have misplaced it and its of great importance!
Britney: *Bounds into room* Hi Millie!
Millie: Ah! There it is!
Brooklyn: ....
Brooklyn: You lost Britney
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11.
Minnie: Let me see what you have.
Rayla: A knife!
Minnie: Okay, have fu-
Jinwoo: NO!
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12.
Millie: *Gets down on one knee*
Celeste: Oh my god, it is happening!
Millie: *Ties shoelaces*
Celeste: *Tearing up* She finally stopped wearing crocs!
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13.
Rayla: I had NOTHING to do with it.
Rayla: Okay, it was my idea but I don't feel good about it.
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14.
Chan-ri: Don't you think that this is crazy?
Kokoro: What?
Chan-ri: My heart is beating so loudly right now.
Kokoro: *Blushes* Why?
Chan-ri: There is a cockroach near your feet.
Kokoro: *Jumps to mid-air*
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15.
Nitrogen: *Gets home late* Hello, People who do not live here.
Fernfall: Hey
Millie: Hi
Nitrogen: I gave you the key for emergencies.
Millie: We were out of Doritos.
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16.
Rayla: I have done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hayleigh: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Chan-ri: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Millie: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Thalis: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
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17.
Zara: So you see, there's hope for anyone.
Celeste: *Raises Hand* Even me?
Doyoung: Hell no
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18.
Kittie: Rayla, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral as long as you'll be there.
Rayla: Of course I'll be there! The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops!
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19.
Glory: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?
Kassie: Thalis and Lauren get here at noon.
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20.
Hayleigh: What have I told you about comparing Thalis to the Devil?
Aedan: That it's offensive to the Devil?
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Just wait for Pt. 2!
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Sorry if you didn't wan the invite. I went down the list.