Character files. Portal Wars.
Add them, or you're FIRED!
Not you, test subject. You're doing fine.
Yes. You. Box your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Goodbye.
Okay, there's something I want to point out- I told everyone Mary Sues and Gary Stues are not tolerated. But everyone's still making them.
Seriously. Time-Travel, Invincibility, and whatever else you guys are doing. Do you people have ANY idea what 'not making an extremely OP character' is? Go on. Fix that.
Or you're FIRED!
Cave Johnson, we're done here.