UPDATES: I have word that the people who support the Shreck God have waged war, planning to attack our base, on November 15th...So do not fall, my miniscule army! We will rise! We will recruit! We will fight with honor and ample dignity..! Also, I will need your rankings..
you join the onion union, you must claim your allegiance and submitting your authority to the one and only leader, saminNoodlez.To become an onion, pledge your allegiance on the comments by posting onion three times. You may not betray us, which can lead to banishment and execution. If you have been a Sprout for long enough, trained by mentors, an announcement and blessing will be held to rank you up to a Soldier. Onions will be expected to fight, and to serve.
the one who commands her onion army, and must t-pose in onion to show superiority, thus blessing them with thine tears, onion juices. This ruler is the onion god, and instructs and teaches all the ways and holds the soul and laws of the onion. Referred to as: The Pure, The Onion, The Ruler, or per say, The Seven Skinned One:
The most pledged and loyal to the Ruler, the ones who spread her glory and preach the onions. They are sent to spread the onions and recruit members of our onion union, and two make allegiances and declarations of war, as well as be present for counseling and submitting ideas to the Ruler:
There are very important, gathering herbs and remedies across the onion globe in search of cures for rot, and peel, a common illness amongst us, and also, they may help injured and weak soldiers as well as, in collaboration with the priests, sometimes even resurrect the dead. Ofcourse, the Ruler is mostly immortal, no need for this for the Onion Goddess.:
The most loyal and dedicated people of the Onion Union, serve the Ruler to their death. One of the first and most powerful onions, and are needed to fight, patrol, and act as spies or infiltrators of the shrecks.:
Youngest onions, an newest, in experience, being trained by the Soldiers. They are usually higher in rank soon.: