Mr. K.K. is after both your money and your soul.
Hide while you still can, for Mr. K.K. waits for none.
Mr. K.K. knows all of your secrets. There's no point in lying to him, For he knows.
You may not realize it, but he is currently watching you. From a window, a tree, a shadow, the possibilities are endless, but he's there.
No light remains in Mr. K.K.'s dark soul, so he hunts yours. For, to Mr. K.K., your soul is just an opportunity for him.
Do not fear Mr. K.K. He is just a part of life. You can't escape him. He longs to embrace you into his cold arms, and take your breath away after you part.
Welcome to the Mr. K.K. cult. You have unknowingly joined us. Maybe without realizing, maybe without conscenting, but that dosn't matter. You're here now. You stay now.