Hey fangirls! Have you heard? There's a new Zelda game coming out. Ad all your fangirly stuff about Link and pals here!
GUESS WHAT? Now you can ride the one and only Shark Husbando himself, Sidon, like a surfboard! Who needs a boogie board when you can squeeze his tight shark muscles while you ride the waves? (falls on floor in a puddle of perfume and WOW)